"And if you lose your [blog], please don't fool with mine."

I already had a Xanga account when I opened my MySpace. Or maybe I didn't. Either way, I had been blogging on Xanga for some time before I posted anything on my 'Space blog. So when I named my 'Space blog, I felt a little like I had a blog on the side, and was cheating on my Xanga. Accordingly, I called it my "Outside Blog," in reference to the Cream hit "Outside Woman Blues." The subheader always read "Well you can't have your [blog] and your outside [bloggin'] too." The elgaberino MySpace is long gone, but I saved the blog entries, and this is their archival. You'll find the posts predated to their original post dates.